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For someone who screams “you are a liar” every time I make an irrelevant mistake, you’d think Prozium would quote me accurately once. Just once. Then he can go back to lying about what I said rather than cut and pasting my quote so that people could see it themselves. I mean, what he writes isn’t even close to what I say.

Now he claims I said it was impossible that Jews gave half the money because the amount is too large. No, I said it because the amount per person would be so large, that there weren’t that many people giving that much money.

A. $5.3 billion, not $1.6 was spent on 2008 federal elections

Maybe I should scream that he lied when he said that only $1.6 billion was raised. The reality is that these are just the parties, and does not include what the candidates themselves raised. Anyone who knows anything about politics should know that candidates raise more than parties.

Prozium claims that Democrats raised only $763 million. However, by September 2008, Barack Obama already raised just about that amount. Apparently, the last month and a half, when he had record-breaking fundraising, it was all a lie and nothing was raised.

Also, I guess Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and other Democrats raised nothing during the primaries. And you know the guys running for Senate and Congress? They used slave labor and free transportation. In 2006 House and Senate races cost $2.1 billion, but last year, it was free.

[This is where he misreads my mockery for a quote and cries like a little bitch for the next 3 months that I lied about what he said.]

Several billion above $5.3 billion was spent on state and local races

State and local races also cost billions. Governors, mayors, Attorney-Generals, Comptrollers, District Attorneys, State Assemblymen, State Senators, City Councilmen, etc. There are literally tens of thousands of state and local races that cost anywhere between $100,000 to $100 million.

The Mathematical Impossibility

Excluding children, felons and non-citizens, there are about 3.5 million Jews eligible to donate to politicians.

At $5.3 billion (just the federal races), if half was given by Jews:

Each and every Jew has to donate $757. That’s 3.5 million people. However, there were only 750,000 people giving $200. Thus, it’s mathematically impossible.
If 10% of Jews donate, that’s 350,000 people donating $7,570.
If 1% of Jews donate, that’s 35,000 people donating $75,700.
If 0.1% of Jews donate, that’s 3,500 people donating 757,000.

None of these numbers work because that many people giving that much don’t exist, and that’s if you include all the Gentiles.

The funny thing is that even if it were $1.6b (it’s not, but I’ll humor him), the numbers still don’t work. Even if it’s $228 given by 3.5 million or 228,000 given by 3,500 or anything in between, it still doesn’t work even with his fake numbers.

And if you count state and local races, then Jews would have to donate $1,500 to $2,000 per person for each and every Jewish adult.

Philanthropy vs. Political Donations

Prozium cited that Jews give $3-9 billion to charity. What he forgot to say is that Americans give $295 billion to charity, so Jewish donations are 1-3% of the total, with the median number being 2%, the same as the Jewish population. Sounds right to me.

Unlike in politics, there are no limits to how much one can give to charity, so people can leave whatever they want to charity, which is particularly common in a will.

The philanthropy statistics actually back me up. Jews are 2% of the population and donate about 2% of the money, then we should expect similar a similar percentage in politics.

He cites that Jews are 44% of the biggest individual philanthropists. And yet, they still average about 2% of the money raised. A few big individual donors are 44% Jewish, but the overall amount is only 2% Jewish. In politics, 30-60% of big individual donors are Jewish, but the overall amount is overwhelmingly not.

The philanthropy numbers work out perfectly in sync with what I’ve argued.

Why is the Israel Lobby shut out?

Another thing that is in my favor is the fact that pro-Israel organizations get only 0.26% of the money. One would think that if Jews gave most of the money – considering that it’s taken as the final word of God that nearly all of them are ethnocentric – more than 0.5% of the Jewish money would go to pro-Israel groups. I am not saying all of the money, but come on, do you reall think that Jews give only 0.5% of the money to Jewish causes?

The vast majority of the money Jews donate to charity is donated exclusively to JEWISH CHARITIES, not to universal or non-Jewish ones.
- Comment on Prozium’s blog

We can always rely on the AS for some wildly incorrect statement. In fact, over 90% of the money from major Jewish philanthropists go to general causes and under 10% to Jewish ones. There’s no reason to expect it to be much different in politics.

If 9% of the Jewish money go to the directly Jewish cause (Israel), then Jews donate 2.86% of the total amount raised by politicians at federal level. (If 0.26% is 9%, then 2.86% is 100%.)

If, on the other hand, Jews donate a greater percentage to the pro-Israel groups, then it’s less than 2.86%.

In any event, it just doesn’t seem plausible that only 0.5% of Jewish money goes to pro-Israel causes. Again, not saying it should be 100%, but could it be 10%? 5%? 3%?

If it’s true that Jews give only 0.5% of their money to Zionist causes, it would completely undermine the thesis that Jews are even mildly ethnocentric. (Quick Prozium, start arguing that Israel is not a cause important to Jews, and ignore all the numbers above, which is the main point. Continue arguing against marginal points and ignoring the main ones.)

Conclusion

MAIN POINT: It is impossible for Jews, who are 1.8% of the population to donate most of the money because they would need to donate a huge amount per person, and so many big donors don’t exist, no matter if they all Jews donate or 10% of them do or 1% or 0.1% or 0.01%.

SIDE-POINT 1: That Jews donate about 2% of the money that go to charities backs my claim.

SIDE-POINT 2: That only 0.26% is from pro-Israel sources either shows that Jews don’t donate most of the money or that Zionism was nearly completely wiped out amount Jews, in which case, politicians have no reason to support Israel.

UPDATE: I just got this link. The dozen most common names that give political donations are:

Smith, Johnson, Williams, Jones, Brown, Davis, Miller, Wilson, Moore, Taylor, Anderson, Thomas.

There’s an occasional Jew with that name, but overwhelmingly, people with those last names are not.

I looked up Jewish last names on Wikipedia and searched for 50 that seemed common to me.

Cohen: 363 place
Klein: 436 place (some Germans are also named Klein)
Stein: 832 place
Levy: 872 place

The following last names did not appear in the top 1,000:

Goldman, Silverman, Silver, Greenberg, Greenbaum, Goldblatt, Goldberg, Goldstein, Friedman, Feldman, Levin, Pearlman, Rabin, Rubin, Shapiro, Berkowitz, Bernstein, Rosenfeld, Stern, Kagan, Kaganovich, Epstein, Garfinkel, Mendel, Seinfeld, Dershowitz, Abramowitz, Abramson, Feinstein, Feinberg, Gottlieb, Halevi, Adelman, Ornstein, Einstein, Pinsky, Bialik, Nussman, Edelstein, Segal, Israel, Deutsch, Berlin, Frank, Dreyfus, Horowitz.

If Jews donated in such massive amounts at such a spectacular rate, you’d think there would be a Goldman or a Rosenfeld or a Stern in there somewhere.

Oh well, maybe Jews change their names to Smith and Johnson before donating. It’s a conspiracy, you see.

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#whenwewereyoung i would cry to make my mom buy Big Fun, Rasna, Dairy Milk and Pan Pasand… #
#whenwewereyoung watching ஒலியும் ஒளியும் on TV was a family ritual over Dinner #
#whenwewereyoung Renuka Sahane of Surabhi was the most beautful Mrignayani on the entire entertainment industry #
#whenwewereyoung we had no options to change the channel when “Mile Sur Mera Tumhara” was crying on DD #
#whenwewereyoung our English teacher was the hottest female on earth… :) #
#whenwewereyoung I thought there were little people trapped inside the Television and Radio set #
#whenwewereyoung we always wanted to grow up #
#whenwewereyoung buying Big Fun bubble gum was a treat to the best friend… #
Google Reader comes to Gravity http://ff.im/-axwVK #
How to Upgrade to Windows 7 Retail from the Beta or Release Candidate http://ff.im/-axrmn #
25 Creative Websites That Make You Think Pink http://icio.us/y1qfgn #
The 10 Funniest Women Currently on Television and in Film http://ff.im/-axqqF #
Michael Jackson’s This Is It Premiere: Where to Watch It Online http://ff.im/-azHEl #
Bollywood spoils the Mumbai Wall projects http://bit.ly/3I0dPr #
25 Kick Ass Purple Portfolio Website Designs http://icio.us/yk4jmd #
Windows Mobile 6.5 Build 23081 hands-on video http://ff.im/-azHgJ #
Nokia N900 Running Windows 3.11 http://ff.im/-azGFz #
37 of the best visual styles for Windows Vista and how to make them http://icio.us/0gnjyy #
links for 2009-10-26 http://snipurl.com/ssumr #
iPhone 3GS coming to Orange UK on November 10 http://ff.im/-axDz2 #
34 Excellent Punctuation Inspired Logo Designs http://icio.us/e2s4ox #
Google Reader comes to Gravity http://ff.im/-axwVK #
Mac OS 10.6.2 Leaks New Core i5/i7 MacBook Pros? [Rumor] http://ff.im/-axrmp #
How to Upgrade to Windows 7 Retail from the Beta or Release Candidate [Windows 7] http://ff.im/-axrmn #
25 Creative Websites That Make You Think Pink http://icio.us/y1qfgn #
The 10 Funniest Women Currently on Television and in Film http://ff.im/-axqqF #
25 Kick Ass Purple Portfolio Website Designs http://icio.us/yk4jmd #
37 of the best visual styles for Windows Vista and how to make them http://icio.us/0gnjyy #
Seriously Guys, Time For A New Phone… http://ff.im/-axjyh #
Eight Rules for Effective Web Forms | Web Page Design for Designers & http://ff.im/-awWGd #
The throne clones: How the Royal Family inherited more than just their titles | Mail Online http://ff.im/-awWGe #
New at Phonelicious: : Nokia to take multi-touch user interface to the Next level [3D] http://bit.ly/2ieo3Y #
How technology has changed us… http://ow.ly/i/4Sm #
50 Critical Questions About Your Website: http://icio.us/eyx04d #
Diwali 2009 – The Big Picture http://ow.ly/wybw #
New Processor Will Feature 100 Cores | Gadget Lab | Wired.com http://ff.im/-awMpU #
The Future of Cloud Computing http://ff.im/-awJMS #
25 Beautiful Minimalist Designs http://icio.us/ulkiys #
Ten tips to avoid back pain – Health http://ow.ly/wxHp #
Ranbir Kapoor wears lingerie! http://ow.ly/wxGk #
Lifehacker’s Complete Guide to Windows 7 [Windows 7] http://ff.im/-awGo2 #
Ubuntu 9.10 Release Candidate Available for Download [Updates] http://ff.im/-awGiM #
8 ‘problems’ with Windows 7 http://ow.ly/wxsQ #
Delhi cops hunt for VVIP’s stolen pilot car: http://ow.ly/wxap #
How to Create a Google Wave-like History Slider http://ff.im/-awuJO #
48 Stunning Photos of Fall – Fall leaves – Gizmodo http://ff.im/-awuzj #
the RED BULL FISH? RT @v_shakthi: RT @bejafry: http://twitpic.com/n02w4 – Fish with Horns – WTF lol #
Bikis are the best milk bisc available.. :)RT @streetanchor: ..drink water from you water bottle! RT @surajram: #having Britannia Milk Bikis #
Jabra STONE Bluetooth headset reviewed and Hated… http://ow.ly/wx5m #
Dell Adamo XPS specs leak out: ULV processors, integrated graphics http://ff.im/-awsgt #
20 Do’s and Don’ts of Effective Web Design http://icio.us/dce54b #
Fully functional iPhone costumes for this Halloween… #crazyideas http://ow.ly/wx1r #
Steve Ballmer: The Uncut Interview [Ballmer Interview] http://ff.im/-awrzu #
Helpful Hint: How To Do a Clean Windows 7 Install Using Upgrade Discs [Windows] http://ff.im/-awhtT #
Ninite Helps You Upgrade To Windows 7 By Installing Up To 58 Great Apps At Once [Software] http://ff.im/-awfw0 #
This Week’s 10 Best iPhone Apps [IPhone Apps] http://ff.im/-awdlU #
Does it ever exist in any part of India??? RT @gulpanag: The concept of lane driving just doesn’t exist in #Delhi. Specially @ round about.. #
RT @digg_2000: “The Best Google Logo EVER (PIC)” – http://digg.com/d218Ark?t1 #
Top 10 Windows 7 Booster Apps [Lifehacker Top 10] http://ff.im/-aw6n0 #
thinking about getting Samsung Omnia i8910… any views? thoughts? #
Windows 7 Burger Hacked and Unlocked http://ow.ly/wwh8 #
Dell’s solar-powered parking lot charges its building and more http://ow.ly/wwh1 #
The Top 100 Movies of the 20th Century – http://ow.ly/wweR #
Multilayered paper prototyping for user concept modeling http://ff.im/-aqZkQ #
RT @Luluwasi: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM.#oneliners #
Geocities closed today #
Top 50 Stunning Text Effect Photoshop Tutorials http://icio.us/elvdje #
16 Websites for Design Inspiration http://ff.im/-alLbB #
5 Apps You Run That Suck, and 5 Replacements That Don’t http://ow.ly/wvWd #
5 Forms of Black Magic That Science Is Making Possible http://ow.ly/wvWb #
Yes… RT @aglobalbridge “There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” Robert Schmidt #oneliners #humor #
RT @therealfracas: God is watching us; the least we can do is be entertaining. #oneliners #wisdom #
HOW TO: Create a Mac Theme for Windows 7 http://ff.im/-aqScl #
Late for flight, techie makes hoax call http://j.mp/2vLTwI #
links for 2009-10-25 http://snipurl.com/srh4q #
Symbian CEO trashes Google’s Android on video http://ff.im/-aud1s #
Designing and Testing Sites for Internet Explorer 8 http://icio.us/0rrzyq #
The Myth of Usability Testing http://icio.us/wbjpth #
Design concepts explained: Affordance http://icio.us/5nip3d #
30 Thin and Light Fonts That Should Not Be Free http://icio.us/ayrvrm #
9 Cost Cutting Tips for Designers and Developers http://icio.us/vwjhpx #
Do’s and Don’ts of Photoshop Retouching http://icio.us/3ll21d #
5 Cool Ways to Add Graphs to Your Website http://icio.us/vqb0qm #
30 Superb Examples of Infographic Maps http://icio.us/rxvxbq #
21 Grid Based Websites http://icio.us/y2s5af #
Stop the ie6 – Webbrowser download http://ff.im/-atHXw #
9 Cost Cutting Tips for Designers and Developers http://ow.ly/wqYG #
RT @viswaa88: Wasim Akram’s wife dies in Chennai hospital http://url4.eu/eJsO #
Introducing a Foreign coach will change the odds for us?[middle class thought] RT @sardesairajdeep: …we need a foreign fielding coach asap #
Blade Meets Twilight http://bit.ly/7bgjA #
burnt the carbs at Gym… compensated with extra carbs with Mom’s breakfast… and now off to Sunday Shopping Spreee… somebody stop me… #
The twitweek that was… 2009-10-25 http://ff.im/-asnZg #
The twitweek that was… 2009-10-25 http://ff.im/-asnZl #
Blue [Movie Review] http://ff.im/-asnZj #

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